Hooters

So, I'm on my way to work out this evening and, as I do normally, I'm pondering things as I drive and listen to (as it was THEN) U2. I have a passing thought about the eating establishment known as Hooters, for a functional however morally lacking reason. This is well known. Go to Hooters for "hooters." As I thought of this with my mental hand over my eyes (of course) I remembered that not only do owls "hoot" but that the owl is the disputed mascott of Hooters. THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. I thought over and over in my car "THAT POOR, SEVERELY MISUNDERSTOOD OWL."

Then I realized how rediculous my thought patterns were getting as I arrived at the fitness club.