This is for everyone that claims they like diet cokes because they feel better than after drinking a regular pop. It'll hurt in the long run--please hear me!
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Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
New Words: "-gasm" Entry
Here are the three variants of "-gasm" that you may have heard me use... usually in private for fear of the audience dragging me outside by my ear ;-)
Eargasm - The feeling obtained by listening to one's favorite song, for example, "Fix You" by Coldplay almost always results in an eargasm.
Happygasm - An overflow of bliss/glee.
Hairgasm - An overflow of bliss/glee directed at one's good hair day.
Eargasm - The feeling obtained by listening to one's favorite song, for example, "Fix You" by Coldplay almost always results in an eargasm.
Happygasm - An overflow of bliss/glee.
Hairgasm - An overflow of bliss/glee directed at one's good hair day.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
New Words Pt. 3
You've probably heard me use this word before around you, but I'm officially putting it in the documentation of new words--or at least, new uses. Not sure if this is a word or not.
Scruples - Curly short beardness.
*EDIT* Apparently, as my sister has informed me, Scruples is a real word. *dictionary search* Actual definition: "a moral or ethical consideration or standard that acts as a restraining force or inhibits certain actions."
SCREW THAT. Beardness it is.
Scruples - Curly short beardness.
*EDIT* Apparently, as my sister has informed me, Scruples is a real word. *dictionary search* Actual definition: "a moral or ethical consideration or standard that acts as a restraining force or inhibits certain actions."
SCREW THAT. Beardness it is.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Camp Thoughts
So camp for Senior High at gateway this year.. I suppose the best way to put the way it effected me is that I feel ready to soar. There are many things my life has been afflicted with over the past month, so not only was it good to get away, but being in such close proximity with my second family, the Gateway worship team, was an unbelievable experience. I've never been so motivated to simply delve into scripture, Old & New Testaments. My pains have been realized and I can take action to move for freedom. I'm finding who I will share my life with in this epoch, and I'm finding how to relate to God for real--finding who he really is (Hosea 2:20). This is the beginning of the rest of my life.. care to take part?
Also.. Coldplay's Viva la Vida is unbelievable. When it releases June 17th, take care to buy it once or even twice. It's fantastic.
Also.. Coldplay's Viva la Vida is unbelievable. When it releases June 17th, take care to buy it once or even twice. It's fantastic.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
New Words Pt. 1
Most of you know that I take a lot of liberty in the creation of words to fit my--we'll say, active mind. To officialize them, I am going to post a list, updated in installments based on time of creation. You are to refer to this list! Thanks for understanding. THIS is what I mean when I say I am a wordsmith.
Festitious - A repleacement for Facetious, I believe that spelling is an abomination to phonetics.
Dynamicity - If you are going to measure something on a scale of how dynamic that thing is, there is no descriptive or quantitative noun for such a purpose. Ex. "How dynamic is this on a scale of 1-10? Well, when you did this, the dynamicity rose from about a 6 to an 8."
Spifferous - Most words sound better with a -rous at the end of them. Expect more listings similar to this. Replacement of spiffy.
Firgledee - (Int.) Old word. I need to revive it.
Festitious - A repleacement for Facetious, I believe that spelling is an abomination to phonetics.
Dynamicity - If you are going to measure something on a scale of how dynamic that thing is, there is no descriptive or quantitative noun for such a purpose. Ex. "How dynamic is this on a scale of 1-10? Well, when you did this, the dynamicity rose from about a 6 to an 8."
Spifferous - Most words sound better with a -rous at the end of them. Expect more listings similar to this. Replacement of spiffy.
Firgledee - (Int.) Old word. I need to revive it.
Monday, April 7, 2008
Quelled
How frustrating! I try to spread a bit of happiness in this abysmal world and it gets shoved back in my face! I would like to take this opportunity to respond rhetorically; as Chaucer (Paul Bettany) said: "I will eviscerate you in fiction (blogging, in my case). Every last pimple and every last character flaw."
Funny story--I'm sitting up at Seekers as I do on Monday night. One of my favorite frequenters of the platform, Sam, is playing a particularly delightful song, if I remember properly, in E minor. I glance around the room, spying familiar and unfamiliar faces, smiling at those I make eye-contact with. As most of us are Texan or adjusted to Texan social protocol, this does not seem odd to anyone. My smile grazes over a young lady on a sofa, who is with her Boyfriend, apparently. Next thing I know, I'm being cursed at, threatened, and in a sense, humiliated and violated. Obviously my smile was instantly quelled and I pondered who was really in the wrong. I recalled David and Paul telling me about the coldness of Northern USA social interaction. Really, the most I can say to that is just go back to New York, punk. For your information, he was about half my size, at least two years younger than me (which as mature adults is not a margin at all, but at 19, one should respect their "elders"..at least, I think.)
There we go, eviscerated.
Funny story--I'm sitting up at Seekers as I do on Monday night. One of my favorite frequenters of the platform, Sam, is playing a particularly delightful song, if I remember properly, in E minor. I glance around the room, spying familiar and unfamiliar faces, smiling at those I make eye-contact with. As most of us are Texan or adjusted to Texan social protocol, this does not seem odd to anyone. My smile grazes over a young lady on a sofa, who is with her Boyfriend, apparently. Next thing I know, I'm being cursed at, threatened, and in a sense, humiliated and violated. Obviously my smile was instantly quelled and I pondered who was really in the wrong. I recalled David and Paul telling me about the coldness of Northern USA social interaction. Really, the most I can say to that is just go back to New York, punk. For your information, he was about half my size, at least two years younger than me (which as mature adults is not a margin at all, but at 19, one should respect their "elders"..at least, I think.)
There we go, eviscerated.
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